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dhenshaw
10-17-2007, 07:08 PM
I love the idea of an X-rated game, but I hate the idea of spending hours loading, translating and god knows what only to find a “Pong” type thing that shows a picture at the end.
Barf!
I’ve played “Humans vs. Orcs,” “Warcraft,” and “Starcraft” for years. They are strategy games that never grow old. I’d give my eyeteeth for an X-rated game with those kinds of legs, but can’t imagine how anyone could pull it off.
Fighting games like Soul Caliber might lend themselves to X-rated versions.
I.e.,:
SHE-MALE CALIBER, Fuck or be fucked.
“You see girls in all kinds of settings…pick one…put the make on her…if she’s got a pussy you get to fuck her AND move up to the next level. If she’s got a dick, you get fucked.”
Special moves: A+B = Your arms flail and legs kick while you’re being fucked.
(See manual for 360 other [equally futile] special moves.)
Sorry, didn’t mean to daydream in the middle of this post.
Seriously though, how about explaining the X-rated games you’ve run across? As a porn fanatic I don’t give a flying rats ass about a critics-eye view, I’d rather know what kind of game it is, what erection makers it has and if it’s worth the time and disc space.
grockts
10-18-2007, 05:15 AM
it is a sad sad truth that honesty in describing a product does not result in volume sales most of the time, all too often a flash story is called a "game" to get website hits or cash. you really have to read the fine print or look for any samples and check out the quality of the art, if no previews are given it is a sure sign that you are probably looking at a lemon unless someone you trust says otherwise.
it would be nice if you could trust folks to be honest about their product but why would honesty be any guide to doing business?
the industry usually will hang a "game" tag on just about anything that is not just a loose collection of cg or a movie so just because it is called a "game" is a pretty meaningless statment.
i myself have several ideas based on rpg games i have enjoyed and using formats similar to the robozou game they would not be too terribly hard to work out but folks dont seem to be interested in ideas.
a more detailed rating system or review forum would be great but dont hold your breath on that ever happening as you are likely to get legal action against you for revealing too much copy protected information if you didnt get permission from the maker ahead of time.
sooner or later these folks are going to have to realize that with the INFORMATION AGE comes the spread of the word of mouth that will bless or condem products at lightning speeds, and with the proliferation of file sharing these overpriced media markets for games, music and dvd's are going to show more and more loss to the free trade of files with these products.
now the better quality game makers are going to the effort of releasing demo versions of their product so that you can check the quality and content on a limited lvl but by and large too many often do not do this.
one of my worst peeves is that the japanese games often will not run no matter what i do to try to accomodate my system to running their language systems and as i do not speak the language the damn error messages do not help in the least.
dhenshaw
10-18-2007, 05:52 AM
They can’t sue an opinion or a review. And truth is the ultimate defense against slander suits.
“This is a stupid Pong-type game that only shows you pictures.”
“This is a “chose your own adventure” cartoon. When the screen flashes, click one of the two symbols. If you pick the right one the cartoons fuck. Not all that bad, not all that good.”
These are the kinds of reviews I’m talking about. We’ve got a shit-load of games listed here, not to mention tons of them elsewhere.
Honest opinions from those who’ve played them would be worth $$$ to the ones who’ve come up with something good and well-deserved oblivion to the turd producers.
Luke Cage
01-16-2008, 04:10 AM
Nice idea man and it's realisable, but X-rated game that could be good like Starcraft or Warcraft, it's only a dream.
You know, Blizzard made the best game for years and they still do!! Seem Starcraft came out in 1998, it won the best game of the century. World of Warcraft is the most played game on the internet. Can you even imagine a X-rated game getting the game of the year? I can't see that happening.
Would be great thought, like a big compagny make a badass game that would own everything but it's the type of game also. Strategy game like Starcraft and Warcraft are very fun and get alot of fan to them. Anime X-rated game only get the Hentai fan and there is no sponsorising *excuse for the bad grammar XD*.
I mean, you can't show a commercial of a anime hotties getting fucked over on the T.V while kids and even adult watch them. While you can show like Halo 3 commercial of super Master Chief owning up some aliens. It's all in the way you see it actually
Anyway I just wanted to say... good dream man... would be awsome!!
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