It was Friday night and we’d both been pretty busy over the preceding week so after dinner and a small amount of desert we decided to go to bed early. I hadn’t tasted Louise much during the week, certainly not as much as usual. I was really looking forward to spending the weekend with her so I could attempt to satisfy my unquenchable thirst for her priceless gifts. It wasn’t long after we got into bed and we were both sound asleep.

My eyes opened and it was dark all around. I needed to go for a pee. Just as I started to peel the covers back to head to the ensuite Louise stirred and then woke up. We both headed towards the toilet.

“Hey I’m first” said Louise.

“No way, I was out of bed first” I answered

“But I am busting” replied Louise.

“So am I” I said as I lifted the toilet seat and sat down.

I find when I am sleepy it is much easier to sit and pee.

I hadn’t even started to pee when Louise stepped up onto the toilet seat placing one foot between my legs and the other on top of the toilet behind my head.

“I guess you will just have to be my toilet” she said.

Without hesitation I opened my mouth and placed it about an inch beneath her beautiful pussy. In perfect harmony we both started to pee at the same time. It was an incredible feeling. It was the first time I had experienced the sensation of swallowing pee and peeing at the same time. I felt as if I was a tube and that Louise was peeing in one end and it was flowing out the other end. I had to grab hold of my cock and keep it pushed down as the blood rushing to it started to make it swell. Louise peed for what seemed to be hours and I happily swallowed as much as I could only spilling a few drops of her golden beauty.

When she had finished she wiggled her pussy to imply that I should lick her clean. I did my best and licked her pussy with great skill. The point arrived when I knew I was actually making her wetter instead of cleaning her up.

“Are you hungry” asked Louise.

I knew this could only mean one thing

“I am starving. How do you want to do it” I answered

“Hmm let me think” said Louise as she started looking around the ensuite clearly trying to think of something new and exciting. By this time my cock was as hard as steel as I gently stroked it whilst giving Louise the odd lick on her pussy.

“I know, I have wanted to do it this way for a while” she said as she stepped down off the toilet.

I was excited and curious about what my beautiful girlfriend had conjured up.

Louise put a towel down onto the cold tiles and sat down on it. She lay down on her back and put her hands under her hips and thrust her legs into the air. She wiggled around as she got into the universal upside down bicycling position and put her back against the wall as she let her super flexible legs hang back down towards her face.

“Unbelievable” I stammered.

“Now, kneel over my face and thrust the head of your cock into my mouth. Then I want you to lean forward and eat the shit as it comes out of me” she said.

Well, I certainly hadn’t thought of this one myself yet and was impressed at the concept.

I did as I was instructed and placed the head of my large cock into Louise’s mouth. I leant forward slightly and looked at her upside down anus staring right back at me. It was so beautiful and I longed for the gift it was going to give to me. I leant slightly further forward and began to lick it. I knew that Louise would be extremely uncomfortable and thought I had better not keep her in this position too long. I massaged her ass cheeks as she began to squeeze. Her anus began to open slowly and before too long my tongue made contact with her shit. I licked it and it tasted amazing. Of course I knew it would. Louise continued to squeeze and I opened my mouth to accommodate the emerging turd. It wasn’t a big turd and I could feel it starting to taper as it suddenly cam free from her anus. I pushed it down my throat with my tongue and it was gone. I place my mouth back over her hot anus and waited for the next serving. Louise was licking around the head of my cock with incredible precision and I was getting very worked up. Louise squeezed again and this time a bigger log, much thicker than the first, began to exit her body. I lifted my head back to gain a full appreciation of her gift. It was now sticking straight up out of her ass about 3 inches, perfectly poised like a monument. As my balls grew hotter I leaned forward and bit off the top half and sent it down the hatch to visit its smaller companion. Louise reached her hands up onto my body placing one on my back and one on my stomach and began to rub. This was heaven. I knew she was inviting me to finish up so I placed my mouth over the half munched log and squeezed her ass. She squeezed her ass back and into my mouth popped the rest of her log. I closed my eyes and chewed and swallowed until I was on the brink of coming. I swallowed the last of the shit that was in my mouth, leant forward and started to tongue Louise’s ass clean as my balls boiled over and I let my cum rocket into Louise’s mouth. After one last goodnight lick of her beautiful and now clean anus I leant back and looked down at my beautiful girlfriend who clearly had not been able to swallow my cum yet. I raised myself slightly and gave my cock a few squeezes draining it completely into her mouth then I stood up. I helped Louise back to an upright position. As we gave each other a hug I heard her swallow my cum.

“How was it for you” she asked?

“That was incredible. We must do that again” I replied.

“I agree. 10 points for me” she replied with a cheeky little grin all excited that her idea had been a good one.

As we made our way back to the bed I glanced at the clock radio by the bed. It read 12:36 am. ‘What a great midnight gift’ I thought to myself as I climbed back in between the sheets.