Hey has anyone ever been able to give themselves a blowjob? Some times I can, since I have about an 8 inch penis. But it depends on how flexible I am at the time and how horny I am. Usually I can do it later in the day since I'm more limber in the evening rather than the morning. How about you?

Hey has anyone ever been able to give themselves a blowjob? Some times I can, since I have about an 8 inch penis. But it depends on how flexible I am at the time and how horny I am. Usually I can do it later in the day since I'm more limber in the evening rather than the morning. How about you?

I wish I could .... I would do myself just for the TASTE of my cum .... I enjoy the taste .... now I can reach my tongue to my penis and enjoy the smell and taste of my labor .... more to cum .... my favorite is a good old BJ ....cum in my mouth ..... let me taste you.... fill my mouth up with your cum .... gag me :bravo:

i can do it. i think it feels pretty cool to be honest haha.

I've had a similar experience to the original poster. Sometimes when my back muscles are relaxed enough I can reach. The headboard on my bed has a ledge on top, and it helps if I put my feet on the underside to push against. I also have found that a pillow under my neck to prop my head at the correct angle helps alot too.

Usually the best I can do is just lick the head. I have been able to get about an inch or two in my mouth, and those moments are why I continue to try.

For those of you who want to finish and taste it, I recommend just propping yourself against something while upside-down. I've leaned against my bed this way and let gravity take over when I came.

Heard that marlyn manson went under surgery and can give himself bj

must be kewl

he had some ribs removed. i wouldnt recommend it.

nope don't think im gunna end up trying it

i would like to be able to do that.

hmm well it does seem that i am decently limber but i have that silly rib cage in the way... and surgery for giving my self a BJ... seems a bit much... rather get my girl to help with that =D

I'd really love to, but I feel I'd just end up playing with myself all day long if I could.

And about Marilyn Manson - it's an urban legend, nothing more.

I think I can but i wouldn't, even if it may feel good...

nah, ill pass.

never tryed!

always wanted to but never limber enough

I've had a similar experience to the original poster. Sometimes when my back muscles are relaxed enough I can reach. The headboard on my bed has a ledge on top, and it helps if I put my feet on the underside to push against. I also have found that a pillow under my neck to prop my head at the correct angle helps alot too.

Usually the best I can do is just lick the head. I have been able to get about an inch or two in my mouth, and those moments are why I continue to try.

For those of you who want to finish and taste it, I recommend just propping yourself against something while upside-down. I've leaned against my bed this way and let gravity take over when I came.

Ya, I've found that having something to prop yourself against really helps. And same thing here, I've been able to get a few inches in, almost 4 one time, but i think I pulled a muscle in my neck in doing so and had to stop for awhile and have never been able to get that much again, but I've gotten close to that length again a few times. But it feel really good to all you nay-sayers. jk no haten to any.:peace:

Interesting idea. The mind is willing but the body is not.

I wish i could do it too *sniff*

I think I can but i wouldn't, even if it may feel good...

Agreed. It's just too..... Yuck.

I'd really love to, but I feel I'd just end up playing with myself all day long if I could.

And about Marilyn Manson - it's an urban legend, nothing more.

the guy got a rib surgery chrissake of course he can do it

Very interesting thought but I think I'll pass

Tried but could never do it the best i have gotten is being able to unload into my mouth while propping myself against a chair.

i can do it when i need to.

no but i would love to be able too

I tried, and it was kinda nice...but it's waay better, imho, to have a girl blow ya...

i've tried it also and only got as far as the head but i agree with the above post. nothing like a sloppy BJ from a girl.

Ah..the wonders of Autofellatio.

I CAN just barely put my mouth around the tip of my mouth (depending if I haven't jacked off in a while...Man..tasting your own cum shoot out inside your mouth is a GREAT experience..better than licking it off the floor.

I've tried, gotten close but no cigar. Don't have a girl at this moment otherwise you'd know my other vote. :rolf:

i can get the tip of my head in my mouth and thats about as far as i can go

i think that it is weard

I know if I could I would

It's very difficult. The best I've managed is the head, but once I limber up a bit more (daily stretching and such), I think it can be done more effectively.

i am enjoy to do it. before 5 years

Lord knows I've tried, but I just can't bend that way... It has been a longtime recurring dream, I wake up in the morning convinced I could do it. Wonder what Freud wouyld say about THAT one.

that IS stupid

I've done it before, quite a few times. That's cause I'm 8.5 inches and I'm pretty young, so I can easily bend and reach.

Thought about it, but I just don't bend that much.

Just remembered a song by Rodney Carrigan. He's talking to his penis. "If we would put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever."

Nope, can't say that I've tried and not sure I would if I could.

No way I could ever reach mine, even when younger. I love to watch a hot ladyboy doing this - Mint - if you know who I mean.

As a contortionist myself, I find it easy. However, It's just my preference for my lady friends to do it for me.

i cant do it :(

Haven't tried it in ages. I couldn't get all the way so just ended up having a tug and came all over my face.

tried really hard a couple of times when i was a younger. Did'nt quite make it....

I think a pretty good percentage would if they could I'm a bit too tall

aah, ii ne... Sometimes I wish I had one of those long shafts you guys got there ( as if I'd be able to do it anyway :( ) but this here is a gal :peace:
Anyway, I don't know if you can call it "giving head" but I've actually had my classmate do it to me :love:... oh, that was fun...

i've done it a couple times it feels great

would love too, like jmartin i would be lost though for about ever!

just tried this...felt awesome:bravo:

anyone else tried this too?

If you can, great! You have something to brag about. But for us normal guys, we gotta have someone to do it for us. But I really wish I could do it.

i pulled my back out trying

i pulled my back out trying

I guess you were pulling the wrong thing...LOL
It sucks getting old don't it...

tried that when i was about 13yo :D got a gf now to do that :)

Totally not ashamed to have been one of the 28 who has tried to do it over the years.

last time i tried i hurt my neck...

I'm extremely unflexible, so wouldn't even be able to get close =P

Why do something that you can watch a pretty girl do better.

Why do something that you can watch a pretty girl do better.

It's for the guys that don't have one, or for whenever your girl isn't around.

yeah it feels pretty good. it hurts my back after a while so i dont do it that much

If I could...don't think I would ever leave the house???

ive tried and couldnt do it better lube up da dick

I have done it because I'm double jointed but last time was like a year ago and I could only lick the tip but now I can suck the whole head

no way. that is gross

id rather not stick my own penis in my mouth

no way...i can't...just being honest....but i would love to suck yours:)

self suck wonderful

self suck dickgirls beautyful

if the mood takes me, maybe,
but i'm not limber enough to get lower than the head

Never been able. Got too long back that is not flexible enough

no i can't :(

its ok T5 neither can i.
but think if u could u would probly never leave the house....
so good thing in a way :)

:rolf: ha ha

nope have never done it

nope cant do it...
but i tried it! negative :sad: ...

i've tried it once, no luck

If I had a girl friend, I would hope that she would do it for me. Heck, if I was flexable enough, I would probably try to attempt it. But like an old saying I heard a while back goes, "If I could give myself head, I wouldn't leave the house!"

I've tried this a few times, and I can't get anywhere close. Maybe I'm just rationalizing away something that I'll never know what it feels like, but it seems like it could never be as good as when someone else does it. I can suck on my own toes, and that's not as erotic or pleasurable as someone else sucking on my toes.

Still - better than no toe sucking at all. Maybe I'll try again.

how is can that be possible?

but my little friend can't touch my mouth, so I do a hand job

if I could be flexible enough yes I would totally do it but then I may never leave the house again....LOL

I once did it a long time ago and i didnt know i was cumming and i ran with my dick in my house to the bathroom and let it out in the toilet lol

I lick my dick and stuff now
I chicken out as im about to cum

dick in my mouth not house lol

no i haven't tried and i don't no i never want to...that sounds abit weird 0_o

Sadly, I'm neither limber enough nor long enough for such a feat.:sad:

it is rather enticing frankly

Just try and try, every day. But be carefull with your back, don't force it each day, It is very important to go slowly, a little bit every day

i never did that and i dont think i want to anyway

it´s not possible

i prefer a girl to give me a blowjob

it´s not possible

sure it is ... Ya just have to be Really Flexible!!!

:rolf: :peace: :hallo: :bravo:

I've done it once or twice, but my back hurts afterward.

would be great but it's to difficult

i've tried, goodness have i tried. I just have to accept that it will never happen. As an occasional kink i sometimes lay off the edge of the bed propping myself up on my shoulders so that my clitty hovers over my face and yes......you guessed it....i cum all over myself. Seems so horny right up to the point of orgasm then i think its so gross. Doesnt stop me doing it all over again the next time though.

i used to be able to lick the tip pretty easy, the head would go as far as touching my mouth. but then i grew over that summer about 8 or 9 inches in height and i was never able to bend my back that close again. i'm glad i grew though, helped me make the basketball team :hallo:

No, but I've tried really hard to.

Coudn't do it.

cant reach but i love licking mine or anyone elses cum up

i can't do it but i would if i could

I've tried but i can't reach. I've seen it done on sites before but the girls have like 10 inch members.

Thats one of my dreams!, and i think a dream for nearly all of us ;)

not going to happen to old to fat

... wierd-- but I voted...

wish i could

done it before...feels good but i dont really have a need to try anymore. girlfriend takes care of it.

ya...it feels really nice

no...it is impossible to be...i am inflexible...

not big enough

ive done it a few time since my gf forced me to do it a long time ago

I've discovered that less weight (At least at the gut) makes a HUGEEEE Difference.

Also, if you've been trying but can't, stretch some, and keep trying. It will come eventually..hehe

oh god. :rolf:
i tryed so much times and i got like half.
then my back hurt for two days :sad:

if i could manage this, i would be happy with myself for about 20 minutes. Then i would move on

I can give myself a bj, but hardly ever do it. It's harder to cum in such a position and probablyisn't good for your back either :P

i would really like to be able to do this

i have in fact never seen it

but wold any of you want to see a shemale eating a creampie like the creampie they just made or getting it eatin out of them and im talking not just a lick but full tongue getting it out like some serious tounging

Sounds pretty disgusting

I can do it, feels good but tastes pretty bad

Everymans fantasy - just can't reach myself

who doesnt wish they could

common fantasy but unrealistic fo most.

I tried this when I was much younger and injured my back pretty bad. I don't suggest anyone try doing this unless you are really flexible.

i've tried it, but im not flexible enough

I am just curious to know what kind of practise do i need to make it happen? Is it hard?

I know I could if I really wanted to, but having a woman to is always better IMO.

I've tried it, i've done it after enough practice! But instead i have a wife who i smuch much better.

lol , the above comment made me laugh so hard LOL

I used to be able to do it, but never had the guts to it tho. Now I want to do it but I can't.

yak yak yakyakyak
that's just stupid.

if i could, i'd never leave the house.

I've tried a number of times. Anyone who can actually do it is one lucky bastard.

i cant reach i wish i could! i am goin to try the upside down and let it land where it lands hopefully my mouth

i can lick the very tip, but that's it lol.

They went into auto-fellatio in full comedic detail on Metalocalypse.

This just reminded me of Clerks, so great

i dont remember if i posted but I do still sometimes... My cum doesnt taste THAT good :p

I've tried...i need to work on my flexibility cuz i can only get the tip

I'd need to remove at least two vertebrae

I won't be having any ribs removed any time soon, but who wouldn't love to be able to?! Really, who? Come on...:)

I wish I could, I have always wanted to suck myself off instead of masturbating, I think I would be a lot more fun that way

I so wish i could, i dont like the taste of my own cum but i would love to suck myself

after trying for 2 months, i can lick and put my lips around the tip, that's definitely an improvement

i wish i could...

didnt some famous dude surgically remove his ribs so he could do it?

yes that was said in a previous post but some people say that isnt why he did it... im sure it is though

I've been able to get my lips onto the head of my cock. But I've never gotten enough to really BJ my self proper. I've also used a vibe in my ass while I did that to cum in my mouth and swallow it.

i can get the tip thats it... i hate swallowing my own cum thats nasty tasking

just use a condom

Not flexible enough yet only can reach a little.

I absolutely would love to be able to do this. However, given how much I play with myself now, I would get nothing that resembles responsibility done.

I absolutely would love to be able to do this. However, given how much I play with myself now, I would get nothing that resembles responsibility done.

hahaha thats funny

never actually tried.

If only I could.

Yea, I havent ever tried for that.

But then, I generally prefer to have someone else down there doing it for me.

Not against Recipricating though

If anyone is interested

Just say so

nope! thats way to strange.

Ive tried before, came so close only to fail : (

Never much thought about it when I was young. Only tried it after my face got wrecked and no girl was interested. Missed it by that much.

Used to be able to lick the tip of my head, but I'm not that flexible any more...

i want to but cant

i cant but i wish i could it would be awesome

it's impossible do it , isnt it?

no, its possible, i can do it sitting

Yes, when I was younger and flexible (well lick the tip anyway), but I must say that no, it does not feel awesome. It was nowhere near worth the back pain it caused.

I wish i could... Then i'd give myself BJ's all day long...

Not me. Also, I don't know if it was Marilyn Manson, but I heard of someone removing one vertebrae or something.

wish I could

you lucky bastard

Since this site deals with cartoons, I found a funny one at the following link

http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/2006/06/mrs-candys-auto-fellatio-club.html?zx=5ee9c3144accc4a4

but would be interested in seeing cartoons or animation of the activity.

Some visual aids might be helpful.

The opening scene of a movie called Shortbus deals with this exact issue.

Ive tried and tried :)

i tray but it is not easy

Ever mans dreams but not flexible enuff.

I have done it, but it was uncomfortable a a wee bit painful the whole time. I definatly felt good down there...but the rest of me was uncomfortable, heh.

I can't do it :(

been a while since i've tried, but i just ain't that flexible

I tried as a kid when I was more flexible but dick was not long enough.

I've tried, but haven't been able to.

I did self blowjobs when I was younger.

if I could do that I never would of got married lol

Man i wish i could ;(

Im have not a log dick but I was very flexible when younger and nearly succeed it.

I can, but it's very uncomfortable to do for very long at all, not worth it.

I am not flexible enough to do that, but if I could I probably would try.

Well I have been able (killing myself trying real hard) to barely lick and suck the tip, but no blow job, I can't really do it and it didn't feel awesome since I wasn't touching enough to make me feel anything other than the pain of the strain in my back and stomach

Enjoy it if you can, but don't get carried away. be careful with your necks and backs kids. It's not worth hurting yourself over.

I wish i could

I would so do that

I wish I could do a complete self-bj

Don't think it's physically possible for me

i would like to be able to do it:)

now imagine if we all were in the conversation about this in clerks

How did that 17% manage to get that flexible :D

Me going to sport high school allowed me to do it. Not the whole 9 yards, but enuff to beam my toung afterwards. :bravo:

It wasn't that bad actually.:)

i would really like to be able to do this but I'm to old

i can do that but its not so exciting...

for me impossible

I've come very close, was able to tongue the tip at least. :yahoo:

I'm affraid I'm not flexible enough to do it. It looks really great if I see pictures of men doing it to themselves.

Tom

i've tried it once, no luck

i love to bj myself, i can doit sometimes, when my back muscles are relaxing, i put a willow rear my head, up the feet, and my dick comes near my mouth. Its like a yoga position. And i love my own sperm taste on my mouth. It's pure safe!! enjoy it!!

tried it once was close but no luck.

wish I could

probably not for me

Not been able to reach.

I can honestly say that I was never successful but then again never gave it a serous try.

I only wish that were possible... no where near flexiable enough

It would be cool to be able to, but my abs are not as flat as they used to be and the gut seems to get in the way.

it feels nice

cant do it, wish i could

If only...

Can't do it.

when i was younger i was able, not so much any more.

This is just awkward...can't you get a blowjob?