The only thing better than a great dirty picture is to put that picture into motion.

Animation is a kick. But what makes it even better is it's not that hard to do.

Wanna give it a try?

This thread is for learning how to do it, showing your first try and having some preverted fun.

We can share tips, compare paint and animation programs and blame Bush when we screw things up.

Got a good (dirty) Joke? Would it be funnier as an animated cartoon?

Here's the place.

where's the place?

Right here....

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Good idea Dhenshaw! I'll let you take the floor with this as the applications I'm using on Mac wont help/apply to this thread.

God Speed

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Holy shit what an answer XD

wait im kinda confused about this what are we supposed to do?

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my avatar should be animated but isnt... why?

like you mean if I had a dirty joke I post it in here?

14-year-old Little Johnny comes home from school with a note that says, "Little Johnny seems to be having difficulties understanding the differences between boys and girls. Could his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."



So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom and closes the door.



"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.



"OK. Now take off my skirt." He takes off her skirt.



"Now take off my bra and panties." He does so



and mother says, "From now on, Johnny, you must never wear any of my clothes again!"

Johnny works in a supermarket as a holiday worker. A man came in and asked Johnny for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sell 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

Johnny walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?"

Johnny replied, "I'm from Mexico, Sir."
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.
Johnny replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."

"My wife is from Mexico !!" the manager said angrily.
Johnny replied, "Really, Which team did she play for , Sir?"

Little Johnny's class teacher, in an attempt to stimulate the children's minds, asks, "What is bright red and shiny?"

6-year-old Little Johnny jumps up and shouts, "A Fire Engine".

"No," says Teacher, "but I like the way you think. Anyone else?"

Little Susan says, "An apple!" and that makes Teacher happy.

But not Little Johnny. So he asks Teacher if he can ask a question, and she nods.

"What is long, hard, rounded and has bristles at one end?"

"JOHNNY!" Teacher screams, "We'll have none of that here!"

Johnny says, "It's only a toothbrush, but I like the way you think."

hope you like them

Nice idea man I'll take a look into that

dont get it

thanks comsmith